Paul Craft/Wood Newton/Michael McGrew)



The do into the tavern

Opens easy in my hand

I get an understanding smile

From my bartender friend

He pours me a double

Nothing 'bout it seems too hard

Opens up a tab for me

With my credit card... (It's so...)



Loser friendly,loser friendly

Everything is easy as can be

Loser friendly,loser friendly

Friendly to a loser such as me



The girl who waits on tables

Comes up behind my chair

Helps me with a hand or two

Of video solitaire

She leans in close and whispers

Are you all alone

I get off in a little while

If you'd like to take me home... (She's so...)



Loser friendly,loser friendly

Everything is easy as can be

Loser friendly,loser friendly

Friendly to a loser such as me



We all have our ups and downs

The rain must fall some days

But when it does it's good to know

You can find this kind of place... (It's so...)



Loser friendly,loser friendly

Everything is easy as can be

Loser friendly,loser friendly

Friendly to a loser such as me