Six pack beauty queen
Six pack beauty queen
Fattest girl I ever seen
She's my six pack beauty queen

End of the night, I wanna take her home
Seven o'clock, I would of fed her a bone
Ten bucks says her shorts ain't clean
She's my six pack beauty queen

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Had a beer with a big fat steer
Twelve o'clock, my mind ain't clear
She was a sarge in the Marines
She's my six pack beauty queen

She wore a shirt that said Goodyear
Couldn't believe the blimp was here
I'll have another shot of beer
With my six pack beauty queen

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She doesn't have a family
She came from an ugly tree
Saw her face, she had three
She's my six pack beauty queen

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