When I'm back from the road and you're out on it
And I'm tired of this distance and I believe it's over-rated
And this phone tag game is endless
The novelty is wearing
I'm hoping time will pass
Without any assistance or convincing

Road rules apply
There's so much action, you're getting busy
I'll call your cellular phone to tell you TV night was
Lonely without you
And so am I, so am I

It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year

So many high points on this last leg, I can't wait to recount them
It seems like nothing's happened until I've shared them with you
The note that you had called
Says youre half a day away
And you are heading home
Just in time for me to leave

Road rules apply 
There's so much action, I'm getting busy
So make sure that I'm up to date on TV night
I hate to miss out

I think I miss you most
on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year