(Words by Daryl Hall & John Oates; Music by Daryl Hall)


Put on your feline finery "Da' Katz" are meeting down below

If you feel like rocking with a Tabby, Tom, and Calico

It'll dirty up your pedigree

But we guarantee a good time

Wee got some catnip that'll set you free

Come on, Come on, paws on the line

Alley Katz, Allen Katz come out and play

Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet

Out in the alley it's strictly low brow

Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow

Felix is a puss in boots

He really likes to scratch and bite

Sylvester is unnatural

The Kitty is a catamite

He will dirty up your pedigree

He will guarantee a good time

He got some catnip that'll set you free

Come on, Come on, paws on the line

Alley Katz, Alley Katz come out and play

Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet

Out in the alley it's strictly low brow

Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow