Never was much of a drinking man
Just a good cold beer every now and then
But I met the boys last night at the Dead Dog Lounge

They talked me into a shot and I was feelin' fine
They said see what you been missing all this time
Whiskey makes the world go round

One led to another let me tell you brother
It ain't no lie I went to sleep last night with one foot on the ground
'Cause whiskey makes the world go round
And round and round and round

I came to about ten to four
I was laying on the bathroom floor
I got up but I got right back down

That old rug started moving up under my feet
I put a big bear hug on that big white seat
Whiskey makes the world go round

One led to another let me tell you brother
It ain't no lie I went to sleep last night with one foot on the ground
'Cause whiskey makes the world go round
And round and round and round

Every time I closed my eyes
The house would start to spin
I swore if I got out alive I'd never drink again

One led to another let me tell you brother
It ain't no lie I went to sleep last night with one foot on the ground
'Cause whiskey makes the world go round
And round and round and round