Let me tell ya all about the other night

When we were hanging out at the sumo fight

I was told these guys were warrior fighters

The home come they're still wear diapers

How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day

Just to keep ya looking that way

You're riding the road to self destruction

Hey mister! you need liposuction!



Teriaki makes me happy

Give it up for celeste and daphne!

Teriaki makes me happy

Well that's what he said his name was



I love your shushi

Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)

I love your shushi

We' come to hang in ole' japan!

I thought I'd let ua know that it was hard to go

Away from home alone right here in tokyo

But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

And I think it's time we made our japanese debut

It's customary here to take the shoes off you feet (poo ee)

And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat

This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack

These futons are like a rock

And they're breaking my back



I love your shushi

Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)

I love your shushi

We' come to hang in ole' japan!

You love sci-fi - bonsai - stir fry

I love lucy on my t.v!

You love eastwood cowboy movies

Howdy doody I love sushi

You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin'

I love lucy on my t.v.

You love noodles - yankie doodles

Howdy doody I love sushi

I love your shushi

Got me a koto in kumumoto

Traded it for an elvis photo

I love your sushi

Kareoked almost every night

I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right)



I love your shushi

Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)

I love your shushi

We're telling you japan is cool!