Jefferson was a lonely man sitting by the bay
Watching all the seagulls as they fly away
Wonder why I can't have a girl who loves me
And hold her tight forever for eternity

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If I had a girl, I'd treasure her so
Hold her in my arms and I wouldn't let go, Woah-oh-oh
If I had this girl, I'd be a fine, fine fellow
She'd be true to me and I'd be her Monticello

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Monticello, baby, ooh Monticello baby
Hey everybody has a Monticello, baby
Monticello baby, Monticello baby
Hey everybody has a Monticello

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Do do do do do do
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If I had a dollar for each time I cried
A dime for every minute that I'm choked up inside
I'd be a millionaire I'd be a real rich fellow
It wouldn't mean a thing without my Monticello

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I think about her and how she might be
I think she's out there and she's waiting for me
She would love me so, say he's a fine, fine fellow
I'd be true to her, I'd be her Monticello

Do do do do doot
Do do do do doot
Do do do do doot
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Monticello, baby, ooh Monticello baby
Hey everybody's got a Monticello, baby
Monticello baby, Monticello baby
Hey everybody's got a Monticello