Mr. Very Fat and Mrs. Very Skinny
Had a little dog named Pinny, Pinny, Pinny
Mrs. Skinny knew what Fatty liked to eat
She piled on the table in front of Fatty's feet

She made a meal for Pinny too
And she served Pinny that
But Pinny liked what Mrs. Skinny made for Mr. Fat

Naughty, naughty Pinny
Ate all of Fatty's dinner
Pinny got fat
And Fatty got thinner
Mrs. Skinny laughed and laughed
At Fatty and Pinny
From now on, we'll call Pinny 'Fat'
And we'll call Fatty 'Skinny'