[Flim]
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's 
the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a 
drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for 
this teary despair
[Flam]
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider 
shortage you and I will share
[Flim and Flam]
Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
[Flam]
He's Flim
[Flim]
He's Flam
[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Pinkie Pie: Non-pa what?
[Flim]
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a 
chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
[Flam]
More cider than you can drink in all your days of 
thinking.
Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
[Flim and Flam]
So take this opportunity
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
In this very community
[Flam]
He's Flim
[Flim]
He's Flam
[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[Flim]
I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar 
mode of transport
[Flam]
I say, our mode of locomotion
[Flim]
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this 
promised cider?
[Flam]
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
[Flim]
But my brother and I have something most unique and 
superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
[Flim and Flam]
And that's opportunity
[Flim]
Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
[Flam]
The unbelievable
[Flim]
Unimpeachable
[Flam]
Indispensable
[Flim]
I can't believe-able
[Flim and Flam]
Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flam: What d'you say, sister?
[Crowd]
Oh, we got opportunity
In this very community
Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider 
Squeezy 6000
Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you 
might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of 
your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly 
fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
[Crowd]
Opportunity, in our community
[Flam]
Ready Flim?
[Flim]
Ready Flam?
[Flim and Flam]
Let's bing-bang zam!
Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of 
delectable cider!
[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny 
Smith interrupts]
Flim: Watch closely my friends!
Flam: The fun begins!
Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here 
in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the 
very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now 
as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-
star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider!
Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!
[Granny Smith]
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and 
care!
[Flim]
Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I 
say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider 
if you'll kindly try a cup
[Flam]
Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the 
very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the 
test?
[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and 
Flam begin singing]
Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the 
Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! 
So does he! C'mon Ponyville, you know what I'm talking 
about!
[Flim and Flam]
We're saying you've got
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
Opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[Flim and Flam]
Yeah!