I don't cheat on my woman

There's no adultery in my heart

So this song might not be sordid enough

To get it on the country charts

Now, clean livin' might not sell records

But I ain't lookin' for any fans

When I say I love my darlin' wife

And I'm a happily married man



Now, if I had a lover waitin' in every town

I'd have enough songs for an album

Tellin' how I fooled around

But I can't write about a two-timin' life

Like some of them superstars can

I may not have a hit but in spite of it

I'm a happily married man



Happily married man, signed, sealed and faithful

From the beginning that's the way

The Good Lord had it planned

And when it comes to being hitched

I'd rather fight than switch

That is why I'm takin' a happily married stand



Yes, divorce has gone big business

To play around is really in

People dress it up and call'em love affairs

When God just calls it sin

What they need is the Good Lord's guidance

The foundation of his mighty hand

To bind a happily married woman

To a happily married man