He don't leave at the end of the show.
He's no friend an acquaintance at best.
A scary guy in a leather vest.

Cause he's a nuisance.   (oh yeah)
Nuisance  (well you know)
Nuisance  (one more time)
Nuisance

When he speaks it's a scary sound.
It's hard to keep him from hanging around.
Girls won't give him the time of day.
They just hope he'll go away.

Cause he's a nuisance.   (oh yeah)
Nuisance  (well you know)
Nuisance  (one more time)
Nuisance

Why won't he go away.
Why does he always stay.

Cause he's a nuisance.   (one more time)
Nuisance  (well you know)
Nuisance  (Oh)
Nuisance

I wish he would move to another place.
Or at least get out of my face.
It seems that there is nothing left to do.
I wish he would just get a clue.

Cause he's a nuisance.   (oh yeah)
Nuisance  (well you know)
Nuisance  (oh)
Nuisance

Why won't he go away.
Why does he always stay.

Cause he's a nuisance.   (hey)
Nuisance  (well)
Nuisance  (one more time)
Nuisance