I don't wanna go out with you tonight,

I just wanna stay home and fight.

Nothing sounds more fun than what we do,

Can't imagine more fun with you.

Do I remember what fun you can be,

No - it's been too long since you've had it with me.

Why would I want to have a good time

When we can stay home and not spend a dime.

It's always fun to be with you

And never have anything to do.

Why go out when we can fight,

It's what we're used to every night.

I don't wanna go out with you tonight,

I just wanna stay home and fight.

Nothing sounds more fun than what we do,

Can't imagine more fun with you.

Do I remember what fun you can be,

No - it's been too long since you've had it with me.

Why would I want to have a good time

When we can stay home and not spend a dime.

It's always fun to be with you

And never have anything to do.

Why go out when we can fight,

It's what we're used to every night.

I don't wanna go out with you tonight,

I just wanna stay home and fight.

Nothing sounds more fun than what we do,

Can't imagine more fun with you.

Do I remember what fun you can be,

No - it's been too long since you've had it with me.

Why would I want to have a good time

When we can stay home and not spend a dime.

It's always fun to be with you

And never have anything to do.

Why go out when we can fight,

It's what we're used to every night.