The back alley cat fight 

Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out 

A pink dragon with light blue horns 

That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire 



It worked on them, a toy like that 

I'm back in bed, just like that 

Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling 

He wants to know which cat was winning 



Cat fight 

Everyone loves a cat fight 

For the sick minds 

Don't give 'em what they want 



Well, it's just another night 

And another round of screaming cat fights 

What's the thing they're fighting over now 

And is it worth the ticket price? 



Animals of territory 

Losing every ounce of glory 

While the claws and pulling hair get top attention 

Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention 



Cat fight 

Everyone loves a cat fight 

For the sick minds 

Don't give 'em what they want 



Cat fight 

Everyone loves a cat fight 

For the sick minds 

Don't give 'em what they want 



Well, she started eyes at me 

Who does she think she is? 

Don't you know who I am? 

Well, that was a show for you 

It's all you're gonna see 

'Cause we don't believe 



Now there's a conspiracy 

And I think we should test a theory 

Let's stage the biggest cat fight 

Ever seen in history and then 



When they get excited 

Turn around and be united 

So they'll know forever, when we're together 

That they'll never be able to set us against each other 



Cat fight 

Everyone loves a cat fight 

For the sick minds 

Don't give 'em what they want 



Cat fight 

Everyone loves a cat fight 

For the sick minds 

Don't give 'em what they want 

Don't give 'em what they want 

Don't give 'em what they want