I got my fingers dirty at the school of rock,
I got my fingers dirty, so I took a walk.
I went up to the country park 
And hung around till after dark,
And the girls got home,
Till the girls got home.

Did I tell you about the one I know, she's on the rag.
She spent the summer day inside her sleeping bag.
Yeah, she spent the summer day inside 
Until it's time to go to work,
And she works all night,
Yeah, the girl's alright.

The girls have got a house that's like a caravan,
And it's like a holiday whenever you go round,
We always have a laugh 
And then we all get in the bath
To save on the electric bill,
Me and Jo and Phil.

I had to leave them in the morning,
I left the keys around the way,
I had to go to work,
I had to leave them in the morning,
I had to catch a bus.

Jo was short of cash, I had to give her some,
But I didn't really mind cause I was fit for once.
So we paid the electric bill and got the shopping 
And we still had some for the cinema,
So we all went out.

She asked me: "Do I need to lose a bit of weight?"
And I said: "Girl, don't be stupid 'cause you're 
looking great."
And I call her String Bean Jean, 
Because the label on her jeans says:
Seven to eight years old, well that's pretty small.
Seven to eight years old, that's pretty small.
Seven to eight years old, that's pretty small.
Seven to eight years old.

I had to leave them in the morning,
I left the keys around the way,
I had to go to work,
I had to leave them in the morning,
I left the keys my down in the caf',
I had to catch a bus.