1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES
IN A FIELD NEAR 41
SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE
AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN
THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME
AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY
A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR
AND DROOLING IN MY EYE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE
I THINK I MUSTA WALKED
CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY
AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS
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I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW
AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR
AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE
CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE
BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME
ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY
NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN
TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET
2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY
I MUSTA HAD A BLAST
THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES
AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST
I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU
WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD
BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT
SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY
WE POLISHED OFF A CASE
BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE
SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
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3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME
I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING
I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD
UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING
IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS
THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR
THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY
AND DROVE ME TO A BAR
I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS
EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS
I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM
AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE
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