Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk

Well, it's the alley cat puffin' on a hootie rat
Some think I'm a criminal but yo, I ain't all of that
Hit cha with the baseball bat and ya wanna, ill though
Wanna mess around, you get fucked on the hill, bro

Kick it like a steel toe, real slow, hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it wit' Chong
Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with ice cream
Cypress hill is here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a rolla' and you know it's rolled tightly
I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me?
Pigs often site me, that's not polite, G
And any hour of the day ya know I might be

Harassed by a pig, real fast, they wanna Rodney King me
Always tryin'a crown my ass, ain't got no class, no class
I hit they' ass like the Buddha that's stinky
They wanna scruff but, they just so rinky dinky

I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk
Sen gots the Philly, and he's gonna light the blunt
Sippin' at the curfew makes me go koo koo
Somthin' like loco then turn in to this loo coo

Binggin the beta, yea, now the funk is risen
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen
As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my siness
Crazy nasal vocals cannot make the hotties loco

I remember sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy
Used to sell me Buddha outta fucked up little [Incomprehensible]
Honeyed up a twenty even when I had no money
She said, "Pay me back with some Latin dick, Sonnie"

Well, I neva' went out and I don' think I'm gonna
Just for some Buddha, she wanted me ta bone her
Deminin', ya think, ya meanin'
I got somethin' for the hoes ta be skeamin' on

I'm the Buddha, real take a trip ta hoota'ville
I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue siville
Then light another joint, this ain't no exploitation, point
'Cause we are the ones stonein' in the ways of the mastas

Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk

Hit they ass, hit they ass
Make the Buddha get stinky
Alas, captain, there's a ship in sight
Blast 'em