You don't really want to get
Involved in my life
Its kinda scary like a slurpee brain frezze,
You don't really want to taste
More than the first kiss,
Because if you do
There are some things you
Should know about me

Im a messed up kid
With a messed up head,
Driving this wreck of a life
Through all the yellows and reds
Cause my messed up parents
Messed up and had me
If you want something totaled
Just give me the keys

So you think that's
Kind of charming
Everyone you knows
A little confused
But i bet they're not all
Super-jinxed
Black cloud bad luck shit magnent
Psyco mood swing lunitics
Like me

Im a messed up kid
With a messed up head
Driving this wreck of a life
Through all the yellows and reds
Cause my messed up parents
Messed up and had me
If you want something totaled
Just give me the keys
And all of my friends are all a mess
They're all a mess just like me
If you put us all together
It gets really ugly
Im a mess

Im a messed up kid with a
Mess of a life
I look for boots with my teeth
And my back with a knife
I can't explain all the fuck
Ups and failures
Cant remember any names
Its not something quantifiable
And it's not some kind of game
What does it mean when
Everythings fucks up
What does it mean when
Everything sucks
What does it mean when you don’t
Want to leave the house
Youd rather stay in bed drunk
Im a mess


[thanks to epribil@hotmail.com for sending these lyrics]