(Doane)

He's like a pornstar in a pop song

With a melody everybody can sing along


She wants a rockstar in her right hand

So she can give a wave to all the rock fans


They need each other like Richie needs Jovi

They need each other like Jon and Ponch


This is a true love story about a boy and a girl

They took a love boat cruise around the world

And the people stopped to stare

At his big banana and her lovely pear

What a lovely pair


He's like a party without a guest list,

She's just a Barbie with a big ol' plastic chest

They live in Malibu they drive a corvette,

He wants a threesome but they haven't had one yet


They love each other like Joni loves Chachi

They love each other like Sonny and Cher


You may not remember when you arrived in ga ga land

But if you want to leave just snatch the pabble from my hand


They love each other like Steve loved Jamie

They need each other like Aliens & Sasquatch