Hello, who's asking
A bill collector, well, he ain't here
All hell, I guess you got me
Well, mister, let made this perfectly clear

When I get it, you get it
Times are tough, get in line and wait
When I get it, you get it
And that's all you're getting today

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

My ex-wife's at the door a-knocking
Lord, that woman won't leave me alone
Same question, where's my money
Well, honey, you can't get blood from a stone

When I get it, you get it
Times are tough, get in line and wait
When I get it, you get it
And that's all you're getting today, yeah

Yeah, I tried to collect on a fifty dollar bet
My buddy just looked at me
And shook his head
And you know what he said

When I get it, you get it, you better back it on up
And get off of my case
When I get it, you get it
And that's all you're getting today, yeah

When I get it, you get it
Times are tough, get in line and wait
When I get it, you get it
And that's all you're getting today

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah