I'm the king of the world.
 I'm a genius of useless stuff

 Some people they gotta work
 Well I just hang around.
 A dreaming' up  useless stuff

 So if I call you from time to time
 I said my life is such a drag
 and I feel like a hag  please shut me up.
 Girl  would you like to live my life
 And I'll be with you tonight
 and I'll be your useless stuff

 Now everybody wants to be our friend
 So we act real Zen,
 and hang around with movie stars

 So if I call you from time to time
 I said my life is such a drag
 and I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass.
 Girl would you like to live my life
 And I'll be with you tonight
 and I'll be your useless stuff
 yeah I'll be your useless stuff
 Can I be your useless stuff