Hey scoot over let me drive
Let's go wreck your old man's ride
Honk the horn let's scare old bags
Let's show off these bitchin' mags
There's a dog let's squish it good
Terrorize the neighborhood
On the highway drunk as shit
There's the pigs let's step on it
Hey scoot over let me drive
I wanna fuck this chick while I'm still alive
Shut your mouth or it's your ass
Take me home or I'm gonna crash