There's a power within me

there's an empire down below

where energy and miracles

are free and often flow



So come on everyody now



men, women, young and old

I can feel your pain

if you touch my pants



My pants love you, 

my pants need you,

my pants want you in the middle of the night



c'mon everybody now want my pants

c'mon everybody now love my pants

c'mon everybody now touch my pants

c'mon everybody now lick my pants



My pants, they're a miracle

You know their strength

You know what they feel

when I move they do a dance, 

everybody loves my funky pants

London, England, Paris, France, 

c'mon down for a little romance

Everybody take a chance



C'mon on down and touch my pants



Everybody, Everybody....

(touch my pants)



MC Kilbasa rockin the house with the microphone

He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he is from



I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage

I'm a spicy European sausage, baby



How ya doin' y'all, 

are you really getting funky now?

are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon 



Let me hear you say "yo"

Let me hear you say "yoyo"

Let me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish)



Take a chance with my pants

Unzip my pants

Pants, pants (repeat)



Pants are like Jesus

they can cure all known diseases

they get stained when you dip them in cheeses

they get cold in the breezes

you're an ocean, they're in season

you're a cat, they get fleases

my pants they always pleases



My pants can love you baby, 

c'mon everybody now love my pants

c'mon everybody now lick my pants.