Well I've never been to Colorado 

Or had a Rocky Mountain high 

And I've never seen the Denver Broncos 

Or watched a tumbleweed blow by 



But I've got a 42 inch TV 

High definition, crystal-clear 

200 channels beamin' from above 

Yeah, I can see the world from here 

I can see the world from here 



Well I've never been to New York City 

Or took a stroll through Central Park 

I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor 

Or been on Broadway after dark 



But I've got a new laptop computer 

A bluetooth speaker in my ear 

A wireless connection to anywhere I want 

Yeah, I can see the world from here 

I can see the world from here 



Lately I've been gettin' bigger, 

They say it's lack of exercise 

Yeah, the double chins keep creepin' in the mirror, 

I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise 



But I bought an elliptical trainer 

It's got a built-in plasma screen 

Now I can get my cardio with my MTV 

Yeah, you gotta love technology 

You gotta love technology 



I've never been to Colorado 

And I probably never will 

Yeah I do all my travelin' by remote controls 

And I'm as happy as can be here sittin' still 

Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug 

Happy like a pickin' bud 

Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still