Family reunion, she's gonna be a good one

So lemme bend your ear, the clan's all here for the family reunion


Well my cowboy uncles sing cowboy songs

And they get drunk and the words get wrong

My Blackfoot cousins say they're comin' this year

Well I hope they do and I hope they bring beer


You got the Mormons and the drinkers and the Mormons who drink

Well pay attention ‘cause it ain't as simple as you think

They say there's some that don't believe in either

But I ain't seen 'em yet and my pa ain't neither


Well then I run into my favourite aunt

And she says “Corb, you still playin in that band?

Well, I guess as long as you're havin' fun

And you make a little money but we're prayin' for ya, son”


There's a whole lotta cousins that I ain't met yet

So you can imagine the shock I get

There's one of them I think I mighta dated back in school

But that's alright, in Alberta that's cool