*Common's answering machine beeps* 

Say brotha 

If you ever let me leave out a club 

with a big fat ass, stove-like bitch 

like that without point out the facts, 

I'ma kick your motherfuckin ass. 

Man that nerve of the hoe not to give me no pussy. 

Come up in my house tryin to watch movies and shit. 

This ain't no motherfuckin cinema, BITCH! 

Who the fuck she thought I... 

Say brotha, I wasted a evening 

I shoulda went witcha, but ohh well 

You know I gets my pussy anyway, you know 

That's how playaz do 

But gahd-damnit Rashan 

That big ass bitch *cracks up* 

If you'da said to spread on that hoe 

Man I could kick my own ass 

Well, should go to work 

Just another wasted nite 

And ohhhh, ohhhh 

Heyyy, heyyy, what can you say