We got Reds under the bed 

We got lovely's nude and tanned

We got the wife of a mass murderer 

And we only paid her ten grand

We got Samantha Fox we got lots of sport

We got scroungers full of greed

"You Scum" is the headline

For you and your kids to read



The Sun says The Sun says

We're gonna look after you

The Sun says The Sun says

So it must be true



We got talk we got Lady Di

We got rapists in the dock

And best of all we got John Blake

Who knows everything about Rock

So if you wanna know what's going on

And who's kissing who

It don't cost much for a jolly good read

And lots of pictures too



Gotcha Stick it up yer Turner

Bingo Win a Metro