I am a product of the sixth degree

Don't you wish that you were me

I go for a walk and then I watch TV

'Til it's time to have my tea

I watch all the adverts splashed on my screen

But they don't mean a thing to me

It's a joke it's a scream a rotten scheme

So I close my eyes and dream



Hey hey hey I'm sitting in a night-club

Hey hey hey I'm drinking champagne

Hey hey hey somebody calls me it's closedown time again

Hey hey hey I'm on the Riviera

Hey hey hey soaking up the sun

Hey hey hey somebody calls me closedown channel one



They tell me of such sweet delights 

You can buy with credit cards

Write a cheque push a button sign a dotted line

For a holiday to the stars

Buy a house buy a car lots of luxuries

Someone even bought the company

They make me cry they make me scream

So I close my eyes and dream



I can't take no more of this temptation

I wanna have my share

I'll buy my old black mask and my cowboy gun

In a short while I'll be there

I'm here in the bank and I'll smile with glee

If they give all the money to me

The bells go off and the cops came in

And they're telling me to freeze



Hey hey hey down in the station

Hey hey hey throw away the key

Hey hey hey what a toe rag closedown time for me