How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish? 

Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish? 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

Oh hey there Mama Nature why do you keep on shooting us that look? 

No we did not take it, I swear we were only borrowing the book! 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen? 

We've spent so many years going over this, we can't start that all again! 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em 

How would you like to dine 

A la Frankenstein? 

Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em