Parody of "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks (Natalie Maines/Emily Robison/Stephony Smith), Scrappin Toast Music (ASCAP)/Wooly Puddin' Music (BMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Singles Only Music (BMI)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)



She bosses me around dang near all of the time 

She might be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind 

No matter how much she whines… 



“Now I've been working hard for way to long 

If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn 

Trimming out the hedges or cleaning the garage you're wro-o-o-ng.” 



“It's your time to clean the lawn” 



Praise the Lord I'm going fishin 

It's the only cure for my mental condition 

One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin' 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin 



Feels like forever since I've seen any action 



“I'd rather love than never to (stand son???)” 



“Not the night I'm crampin' 

That's right I said crampin” 



I'm gonna die for sure of malnutrition 

Cause she'll won't step one foot in our kitchen 

Ain't no wonder why I fell off the wagon 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin 



I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry 

“You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorr-y” 

Oh she's gonna kill me 

Oh honey please don't kill me 



Divorce court let's make a reservation 

Maybe then I'll get some peace and relaxation 

For now the neighbor's couch is where I'll be crashin 

I'LL stay away from my wife's nagging 

I may be overweight but at least my breasts ain't a saggin 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin