Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty fucking close,

And I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose.

I think you better listen 'cause I know who you are,

And I think that you should treat me like a superstar,

Because I'm more than just a human I'm the gift to all of you,

And I'm here to make sure that my message gets through.

I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look,

Or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book.

I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring,

Puts me in the position of a god or a king,

'Cause I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch,

And I wouldn't say that I'm asking for too much.

All you have to do is get down on your knees and pray,

And I promise you the remedy is on its way,

But you can never be like me so don't waste your time,

Because I reign supreme and my position is divine.



What's wrong with being self-possessed?

Nobody satisfied with being second best.

I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed,

And I've got to get it off my chest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.



I'm not afraid of competition cause I know that I'm best,

And you haven't got a chance to even pass my little test.

Even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price.

There ain't no room for losers in my perfect paradise,

'Cause life is always based upon the weight of your success,

So I'll make sure that I get the most and nothing less,

If I love myself then everyone will love me too,

And there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do.



What's wrong with being self-possessed?

Nobody satisfied with being second best.

I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed,

And I've got to get it off my chest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.



So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy your little stay,

Even if you can't afford it I'll still make you pay.

So you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can,

Don't tell me that you're dumb enough to think I give a damn.

I couldn't care less about what you achieve,

And there's only one thing that you have to believe:

The only thing important that you have to understand,

Is that no matter what you say it's still a god I really am.



I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest.

I'm the biggest, 

The best,

Better than the rest,

Better than the rest....