I think I'm going to just tear you apart

Because this time you've been playing havoc with my heart

But it's already over, even if I'm the last to know



At least there's something on which we're both agreed

Oh yeah, we both know exactly what you need

Someone to satisfy you, someone who'll follow where you go



And that sounds just like a job for Superman

Not the lazy slob that you think I am

Because nothing I could do

Is ever going to be quite good enough for you



It's not as if you can say I haven't tried

But you want something that I just can't provide

I'm not a super hero; I just can't find a cloak and change



That sounds more like a job for Superman

Not the lazy slob that you think I am

Because nothing I could do

Is ever going to be quite good enough for you



Oh I know what this is all about

The wine goes in and the truth comes out

Don't give me that "unsuited" stuff

You just don't think I'm good enough



Because that's a job for Superman

Not the lazy slob that you think I am

Nothing I could do

Is ever going to be quite good enough for you



I don't see how you can carry on 

I don't mean just now, I mean with anyone

I just wanted a romance

But little did I know I never stood a chance