I cant help staring when you're hardly wearing a thing 

Your lascivious mouth is full of smiles 

Your laughter echoes off the bathroom tiles 

With your pretty hands folded sweetly in your lap 

You make such a tantalising trap 





But who deserves your perfect curves and wiles?

Well, I can tell you now that it won't be me 

Because my girlfriend's waiting patiently 

And I have noticed that you're inclined to tease 

So don't make this any harder for me please 





Oh please don't look so confused 

I guess you're seldom refused 

You must think I'm insane 

Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 





You kissed me once and you got a response, and I know 

After a kiss like that some men would leave their wife 

But I don't want to destroy my life 

Just because you look at me that way 

It doesn't mean that I'm about to stay 





But I can hardly believe 

That I'm about to just leave 

Because some weird chromosome 

Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 





Oh please don't look so confused 

I guess you're seldom refused 

You must think I'm insane 

Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 





Of course I want to share your bed with you 

But if I stay tonight I can never go home 





But I can hardly believe 

That I'm about to just leave 

Because some weird chromosome 

Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 





Oh please don't look so confused 

I guess you're seldom refused 

You must think I'm insane 

Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 





Oh I can hardly believe 

That I'm about to just leave 

Because some weird chromosome 

Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 





Oh please don't look so confused 

I guess you're seldom refused 

You must think I'm insane 

Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?