Tell me is love an urban legend 

Or some test of continuing education 

Buy your answers from some guy named Pinky 

In a darkened alley½ way to NoHo 

I am 

Looking for the perfect snowcone 

Holding one end of a wishbone 

Calling G-d on a cell phone 



CHORUS: 

Carnival Junkie 

In love with the freak 

Dont wanna be figured out 

Dont analyze me 

This is not a head 

This is not a heart 

Just a soul 

Too funky for your mother 



Passed out in the fountain with the pennies 

Of somebody elses fortune 

Fortunately for you 

I buy my time pacifying everyone but me 

What makes me happy? 

Leap year and black jack 

I am 

Needing more than food and water 

A man to be his daughter 

A reason I should bother 



REPEAT CHORUS 



There's a tiger in my bedroom 

There's a fire in my front yard 

Fat little egos on the TV 

Nielson rating my moon beams 

Ya better leave before you beg 

I see that tail between your legs 

Its not my fault I made you blush 

Its all those carnivals you have crushed. 



I am 

Needing more than food and water 

A man to be his daughter 

A reason I should bother 

I am 

Looking for the perfect snowcone 

Holding one end of a wishbone 

Calling G-d on a cell phone 



DOUBLE CHORUS