Of course it's you...it's 2AM 

You feel like dancin' to my R.E.M. 

Mix your signals do you feel like sharin' 

or do you just wanna know what I'm wearin'? 



8-1-8 

Call your telephone date 

Safe 

Easy to maintain 

What you can't see 

you think you can forsake 

Over the wire 

Under the covers 



I tease your mind 

And I numb your wounds 

Feed your ego with a silver spoon 

Then it dawns on me 

I'm givin' up my sleep 

Countin' sheep that don't belong to me 



8-1-8 

Call your telephone date 

Safe 

Easy to maintain 

What you can't see 

You think you can forsake 

Over the wire 

Under the covers 

You're just Safe 



'Til you see me face to face 

Scared when you see I need repair 

So stay - stay away 

In your little corner of the U.S.A. 



Repeat CHORUS