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I failed the audition for celebrity squares

Your life is a dream, then you wake up

You watch Friends together, then you break up

I could win an Oscar, I could be so sincere

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My psychic make up--it's all over the place

Your life is a dream, then you wake up

You watch Friends together, then you break up

I'd like to thank you all, through this flood of tears

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Thank you... thank you... oh, thank you...

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