It doesn't matter how rich or poor we are

Doesn't matter what sex or species we are

Doesn't matter with which nation we associate

Doesn't matter what politics we love or hate

We've still got to go to the toilet

There's no way of getting 'round this I'm afraid

We're all busy going to the toilet

But not on television

We've all got to do the toilet one

But not on television

We're all lay people when it comes to the brown

We're all at one with each other

Cause somewhere in between the black and white

There's us just sitting or squatting

Laying down the brown