may i have your attention please (x2)



will the real slim shady please shut up?

i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?



were gonna have a problem here....



yall act like you never heard a white person before...

his rymes are a bore

punk kid tryin to be hardcore

you wash your mouth bakwards worse than before

makin a snore

whinin in the microphone 

its return of the no wait your a fool

you didnt pay money for this c.d did you?

and dr. dre did

everything you IDIOT with without dre's beat begs your as good as dead.

the worlds had enough of eminem

diky diky...even his girlfriends cheatin' on him!

look at him,walkin around livin off dre..

actin so cool but hes really kinda weak though

little twit blast me on his new cd(why?) cause i turned him down for a date hehe..

as for the question of who came first was it it carson daily or was it fred durst?

im sorry slim but this is gonna hert, they both came close than you ever did JERK!

your song is on my nerves your song is on my nerves

your kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserved that is the message that i deliver to little kids 

of couse their going to like you of course they do your like a cartoon 

version of ricki shroter on silver spoons!

you aint nothing but a product processed to be brought up 

you know a year from now you wont be thought of

so you write about dead animals and canabls

and someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals

and theres a million of women who think like me that all can see slim shadt is just a boy dealing with puberty

so if you agree scream lodly with me!



your slim shady yes your the real shady you sound like peter brady yuou get quite irritating so wont the realy slim shady

please shut up please shut up please shut up 

your slim shady yes your the real shady you sound like peter brady yuou get quite irritating so wont the realy slim shady

please shut up please shut up please shut up......