Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill
Last mile I pushed my truck uphill
About hurt me

I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it
Walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market
Have mercy, I was thirsty

The guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be
I said I don't know man, you tell me

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack
Makes life complicated when it costs the same
Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one
But I'll do a lot of walking if my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline

I could feel that video camera watch me
Checking out the sale on the ol' Milwaukee
Mm, three bucks to my name

That cooler had every brand known to man
Tall boys, bottles and aluminum cans
Aw, what a shame

And it's getting pretty bad when you finally discover
It all comes down to either one or the other

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack
Makes life complicated when it costs the same
Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one
But I'll do a lot of walking if my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline

I can see where this is headed
And I'm tired of talking
Cold beer unleaded
Hell, I'm walking

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack
Makes life complicated when it costs the same
Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one
But I'll do a lot of walking if my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline

Beer or gasoline

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack

Now it ain't no fun to do without one
But I'll do a lot of walking if my motor don't run