[Intro]

By the time you hear this, I'll be long gone

You keep the leather sofas and chrome

this place was never my home

Since I'm forever wrong

And you'll be better off living alone

And my life's far from a prom

So I don't need a chaperone

[x3]



[Verse 1]

Got me wishin I was never born

Damn near every dawn

Women tryina change a nigga seemingly, is my life's song

I'm gettin a remix, can't afford Nate Dogg on a hook

But fuck reading my emails, bitch read a fuckin book!

It took great depression and supression of hate

To not do you like Laci Peterson or wild out like Robert Blake

I lie awake cos she tried to kill me in my sleep

S'why we can't stay together, like Jill Scott's front teeth

You should see her when she's lookin at me

Winona Ryder couldn't steal enough shit to make this bitch happy

Sadly it's over, and it don't even phase me

Last way a woman changed me, was my diper as a baby

I'm feelin crazy, I'm a miserable individual

Cos we break up continual, like Nextel cellular signal

I've given you knowledge that goes beyond your understanding

But you blanket yourself in myth and missed all that I taught

I don't, think you've ever known a father's love

I feel like heartlessly dumping you, like Jennifer did to Chris Judd

I misjudged...had to break my phone to not call

Should've never got involved...you had my poster on the wall, bitch



[Hook]

(Senora)

She's gonna change the world

(Senorita)

She can change the world

Mami can change the world

(ay querida)

But she can't change me

She's gonna change the world

(senora, senorita)

Mami can change the world

She's gonna change the world

(ay querida)

But she can't change me

(She can't change me)



[Verse 2]

Women want us to walk down the aisle to the alter, singing a hymn

The hidden meaning to them is I'll alter him

Make us type different, we can no longer hang with our friends

Ride on spectacular rims

No more bangin Dominican twins

Makin feelings forbidden like Tom Cruise envisionin

Lenny Kravitz' musty ass smashin Nicole Kidman

But I refuse to riff with somebody that I live with

{right channel} Might not've always been right

{left channel} Damn sure should've left

Now I risk my freedom every time I see her

Our relationship's shakier than furniture from Ikea

The year the money came, we got along better riding the train

Now madness has taken its toll and I don't have exact change

She filed for child support, I accused her of being a whore

I feel like I'm in Hong Kong, how they wanna make this Singapore (singer poor)

It's raw lightning, realising your lady's hole

is more famous than that hole they found Saddam hiding in

Surviving sickness and in health

In a black tux with a stick in front of an orchestra she couldn't conduct herself

It's just as well, I ain't sheddin no more tears

I've been with her for 2 decades, murderers get but 10 years

I swear the institution of marriage is like a mental institution

Except niggaz give their freedom willingly

It's killin me, I can't see bein nobody's husband

Only thing men and women agree on is never to trust a woman

Yeah I cheated first, but you cheated worse

So now I feel like kicking you to the curb

and kicking the whole curb off the Earth

He's sick of her, she's sick of him, it's sickening

So take me as I am, or watch me as I go

You CAN'T change me!



[Hook]



[Verse 3]

Now suddenly, you want me to see

Every single thing you pointed out that's wrong with me

I'm sorry ma but I'm all that I got

And I know you loved me when

it was on top of the world

And I was on the bottom of it

What is this, sick me to try to control me

the bleedin on me

When every breath I breath is still lonely

And I'm not standin here proclaimin to be perfect

Behind the curtain's surface you become a shameless serpent

Working tirelessly to bring me down as a man

I let you into my life, whore, but now that door is slammed

It's 3am, my headlight's off, I put my gun on the dash

Our love and hate line's become thinner than Genuwine's mustache

Finding myself addicted to the drama

Like if a woman don't give me no problem then I don't seem to want her

I gotta break the cycle of being psycho

A mean title deservedly unnervingly not being affected by you

At you pokes pins, character assassinations and prostitute friends

I wanna shoot ya in your fuckin limbs

Kick 'em with my Camel Timbs until them bitches haemorrhaging

Anger every half hour outta 24 I'm averaging

The arrogance, you thinkin that I will never fuckin leave

Cos I'll reward ya for all this bad behaviour like if you're my seed

But I see now, this isn't necessarily meant to be

Sincerely I'm unhappy livin in misery, come rescue me

I've created my own prison from bad decision

One finger pointed at you is 3 pointed at me, see I'm the victim

Was with you instead of my daughters like every weekend

You're mad I wouldn't bow down like japanese people greeting

We was the finest Rican couple in Jimmy's café

Who would be thinking that we would've ended up this way

Mutual friends be speakin of how much you miss me

You should've never aborted my twins that saturday!



[Hook]