Today has been the worst day I've ever had
You know I woke up late, way past 12
I should have been to work by 9
My boss called and
He said, Where have you been
I said, I overslept
He said, Go back to bed
Cause now you got lots of time

Ooh Irma, what am I to do
You know I'd give anything to have a life
As easy as you

My life has been a life of turmoil and sin
You know I'd give an arm, maybe a leg
For a good lovin man
My heart's been broken two times in one year
Now if I had a dime for every time I cried
I'd be a millionaire

Ooh Irma, what am I to do
You know I'd give anything to have a life
As easy as you