Chamillitary man



[News Reporter]

Fighting broke out over-night between rival factions along the Israeli - Syrian border

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base,

Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civillians, damage to the base is said to be heavy

And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquaters safely

An 49 year old unidentified man went beserk last night, opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun...



[Chamillionaire]

Leave me alone!

Terror alert, victory!

I stay droppin that bombness, Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump stay arguing bout nonsense

Would they treat me as good as Hugh Heffner if I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?

If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict

Put you in the same position and lets see what you'd really do

They tell me that I sold out if I execute the no snitchin rule

Sound like it was a good idea, til a murder happen to you

Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you dont have a clue

Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn't hear it through

Bill O'Reily's an idiot, he aint the only one with an opinion fool

E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too

You get on TV and get at me, then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you



Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really aint gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news



In the strip club ballin', Bill Collecta keep callin

You aint even tryna pay your bills, he show up and you dodgin

White man ballin, black man starvin, looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get

involved in

I cant hate to see a black man, and I dont hate to see a black hand

Crawlin into that cookie jar koz theres plenty of dough up in that man

When your black and you educated people say "You aint black man!"

May be black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman

CEO's are like slave masters and most of them dont even know it

Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but dont even own it

Your money right but your credit aint, then the bank still wont loan it

If you're on top and aint payin taxes then I hope you're enjoyin your moment



Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really aint gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news



Hip-hop crunk music, pikey music, slab music, sound like a nursin rhyme

Get a beat and rap to it, aint speakin with a purpose, Imma call it crap music

Y'all got your boys gettin mad, my bad lets get back to it

Cigarettes are still causin cancer, and chronic smoke'll still get you high

In the streets or in the store, know a couple dollars wont get you by

Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never flop

For that sexy mug-shot I could get a million dollars a pop

Even Michaels in the media, they like to make examples of people just like you

Get involved and I bet the indite you, goto jail and I bet they dont write you

Yea, you aint got a college degree then they'll say you're not intelligent

And if your class aint Upper Class, then your opinion is irrelevant



Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really aint gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth

Its the morning news



The world is crazy, evey day I gotta wake up to this nonsense

Silly rappers think I'm worried about a punch-line

I show more purpose than your whole career in one line

Victory