Well I woke up this morning 

To a telephone call 

And that's when I noticed 

Strange shoes in the hall 

Well my head is reelin' 

You say "Hi, how you feelin'?" 

But I don't recognize you at all 



Chorus: 

I was too drunk to remember 

I was too blind to see 

I had a helluva time 

But it just slipped my mind 

At least I got home in one piece 



Well I look in the mirror 

Filled with disgrace 

Mascara runnin' all over my face 

How can I endure 

When it's all just a blur 

Things that go bump in the night 



Repeat Chorus 



Recitation: 

Well darlin', you know that I love you 

If you're sure that's what I said 

I mean it's so hard to recognize you 

You just wearin' that bag on your head 

Well my head is reelin' 

You say "Hi, how you feelin'?" 

But I don't recognize you at all 



Repeat Chorus 



I said at least I got home with one piece