Forgive me if I seem
To be impatient and obscene
It's just bad luck to fall so flat
And hear the voices shouting back

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

As orange buffoons dance
They booked a fakir in advance
Left purple jungles in a trance
To raise their nepotistic chants

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

She should have waited, she should have waited
Before the show
The TV show
The TV show

So you want to be a star
Tell the monkey where you are
Mimic monkey media

Did you fly into a rage?
Do you lust for centre stage?
Mimic monkey media

Did you long to leave your mark?
Did you swear that you'd go far?
Mimic monkey media

If you want to be a star
Tell the monkey where you are
Mimic monkey media