[Verse 1]
You can't go to the beach,
Not enough water,  
You can't open the window,
There's no air outside the bungalow.

[Verse 2]
They didn't mention it,
On the brochure,
 Got trapped here when I moved,
Five years ago.

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars.

[Verse 3]
They said "Everything is pure out there,
You'll be the ?rst,
Human beings to show the world
There' s life outside of Earth"

[Verse 4]
But the Greens don't like us,
They want us to leave the place,
Will you get my postcard,
Before Christmas?

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars.

[Bridge]
I want to go back on Earth,
And live with you,
In our social housing,
And wander all afternoon,
In the shopping mall,
Of Milton Keynes.

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars.

[Verse 5]
You can't really move here,
The law of gravity,
Is much, much, stronger,
It's like a tragedy.

[Verse 6]
You're grounded on the ground,
If you kiss it's forever,
And if you do it on a bed... ,
Do you get the picture?

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars.

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars is no fun,
Mars, Mars,
Mars