Took a walk in the park for a laugh we drank sparkling wine 

Oh yes it was dark trees could not be identified 

The girl you were with did she have you on your knees

I shut my mouth my ears I don't want to hear you please 


Now you're skipping school going to listen to records 

Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders 

Dip a chocolate finger take a sip from my cup 

Remember what you're dad said "button your lip" 


You've got to toughen up for him 

He's the kind who will do you in 

I should know that it's no fun 

You will never be number one

Number one son


God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder 

Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder 

Love unlike lightning can strike you twice 

I don't know much, please take my advice 


You've got to toughen up for him 

He's the kind who will do you in 

I should know that it's no fun 

You will never be number one

Number one son


You've got to toughen up for him 

He's the kind who will do you in 

I should know that it's no fun 

You will never be No.1 

No.1 son