Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine

Well he came into town on a long wide pony

And he road into town

And he thought he could make a dime

By working at the local mac's milk

So he went on downtown and decided he would make a job

and make some money

Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down

And he no longer had a little pony to drive



Dont go downtown

Gonna go downtown

He's going downtown

Where's he going downtown?

He's a going downtown

Gonna go downtown



So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine

He goes by the name of Joseph

But we dont know what he really goes by

So we sent him down the road and we gave him

a little time to think about himself

And then he got into his car

And he'd just turned 18

So he went on down to the local piercing shop

And he decided he would get a piercing down where

nobody would see the piercing

So he got the piercing down there where nobody

would see the piercing

And then the piercing got in the way

And oh downtown

The piercing downtown

Go downtownDont go downtown

Gonna go downtown

He's going downtown

Where's he going downtown?

He's a going downtown

Gonna go downtown



Going downtown

Go downtown



He's a going downtown

Oh bring it home boys

And we're going downtown

Gonna see the boys downtown

Oh bring it home boys

Come on now

Bring it downtown

Gonna go downtown

Gettin' downtown



Somebody hang up the phone

I gotta go downtown

i gotta hang up the phone because I'm going downtown

I tell ya you better stop hitting those pots and pans boy

I tell ya what if you dont stop hitting those damn pots and pans

I tell ya what now