From: Doug Denison 

 The Wooden Song    Butthole Surfers   (Independent Worm Saloon)
 ---------------
 Transcribed by Doug Denison

 Chords   EADGBe
 ------   ------
    I     x32030
   II     x02200
  III     x02000
   IV     300013
  D9?     xx0230


 Intro:
    Am      D D9 D    G      C      Am      D D9 D
    \  \\   \ \  \    \ \\   \  \\  \  \\   \ \  \

 G      D D9 D    F       C    C      I    C   Am     II    III
 \ \\   \ \  \    \ \\    \ \\  \     \    \    \      \     \
 Take   me        break   me   tell   me   a   good   one   and

 G                   low E:
 \ \    \       \    2 3 4
maybe   I'll   cry

C     G          D D9 D   F    C      I    C   Am     II    III
\ \\  \     \\   \ \  \   \\\  \      \    \    \      \     \
Go   with   me   show     me   tell   me   a   good   one   and

G  IV    G      Am
\   \    \       \
maybe   I'll   die

G   D D9 D      F                     C
\ \\\ \  \      \      \         \    \    \      \
Lately   I've   been   dancing   in   ceiling    fans

C I C  Am    II  III   G                        low E:
\ \ \   \     \    \   \     \      \      \    2 3 4
Into   the   kitchen   out   the   back   gate

             C                   G                    D        D9
             \     \     \        \          \    \   \        \
Well   I    know   it   sounds   strange   but   it   could    be

D     F             C        I     C     Am       II     III   G
\     \  \     \    \        \     \      \        \      \    \
The   other   way   round    to    the   ground   where   I   know

IV  G      Am
\   \       \
I   must   stay

Take me break me tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me show me tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Circled in secrets playing a game
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round in a town where they don't know your name
Together. . .  Together. . .  Why . . . (Gibby babble). . .

 Outro with improvised arrangements of above chords and end on
 D D9 D G.

  Comments or corrections welcomed.   ddeniso1@ua1vm.ua.edu