Tell me it's white, I'll show you how it's black

If it's the only way to get you off my back

We both know that nothing I say is true

And I know you know that I don't have a clue 

Wise guy, know it all, Wise guy seen it all,

Wise guy, know it all, Wise guy 


And I'm so wise, I should be on TV, 

I'd make you only see what I wanna see

Using everything that might help, get rid of all the rest,

I just wanna forget 


And when all the facts just slap me in the face, 

I'll take you for a ride, Take you to another place

Still I'll be talking when there's nothing left to say blabbering 

And boasting I'll pretend I'm OK 


Wise guy, know it all, Wise guy seen it all,

Wise guy, know it all, Wise guy I know you well by now