(Well‚ listen up closely little children‚

Gonna tell you a little story now‚

[unintelligible]

A Texas legend in his own right yeah...)



I got so much sin seeping out of my skin

Got to get my some time with you

Don't you tell me your last name

Don't say anything, you know what to do



I got an old-time religion

Got fever got friction

Got dark thoughts in my head



You've gotta purty dirty mouth

I gotta demon down south

Gonna make you sweat and beg



For the Dirty Sanchez

The Dirty Sanchez

They call me Dirty Sanchez

I'm gonna skin you like a cat



On a hot plate‚ got you on a hot date

Liquored up and ready to sin

Got a dashboard Jesus

He's ready to recieve us

So open up and let me in



I'm your savior‚ I know your favorite

Down and dirty deeds

Just when you relax

I'm whipping out the betamax

I'm outta style and out to please



With the Dirty Sanchez

Oh‚ the Dirty Sanchez

The call me Dirty Sanchez

I'm gonna skin you like a cat

Like a cat... whoa...



(We'll take a li'l trip down south now... low and slow...

Come and get some...)