[ Don Rich ]

Wham bam thank you ma'm I'll be on my way thank you but no thank you not today

First thing is matrimony next thing is alimony

Wham bam thank you ma'm I'll be on my way



I'm just too young to get married you see there's too many places that I'd rather be

There's a lotta other fishes in the deep blue sea

So wham bam thank you ma'm that's not for me

Wham bam thank you ma'm...

[ guitar ]

I'm not the kinda guy to buy a ring I'm afraid of weddin' bells and rice and things

I'm just too restless I'll never settle down

So wham bam thank you ma'm I'll see you around

Wham bam thank you ma'm...